why the hell can't i go to gay boy karaoke?
i'm thinking i could get on up there and shake my furry ass while doing a stylish version of "milkshake."
yeah, baby!
so, my person's diet has my mouth watering...
well, ok, some of her diet.
shake
shake
shake
tuna w/ mustard, onion, and a sprinkle of parmesean
shake
shake
there are draw backs of course.
ketosis, ahem, is not exactly easy on the nose (of the dog sleeping next to you).
small price to pay, i know. but seriously--
use some freakin' mouthwash, biatch.
also, princess pee-a-lot, can you leave some water for me?
i love it when you get up 3 times a night to go to the bathroom, and i don't want to deprive us of that joy, but could you maybe try to share?
