The Red Ball

bounced back into mp's life.
mp, of course, is back chasing it like an idiot. an idiot savant, but an idiot nonetheless.
the irony is, of course, that if the red ball decided it wanted to play a real game, there would be an mp-shaped hole through the nearest door.

mp has been warned by everyone to be careful.
but... well, it's the sexiest red ball that has ever bounced her way.

It's Almost Over

i guess the holidays are fun for a while. i got to walk around and look at lights, play with friends, and shop for mp... but i prefer warm days in the sun and trips to the beach. this christmas and new year were a lot less stressful, though. it's amazing how much more fun life is when it's not all about somebody else!

besides, i got my 3lbs of gourmet cookies, new collar, and new car harness. i scored!

I'm Not A Morning Puppy

in fact, i'm a crack o' noon kinda girl.

I'm A Chick Magnet

oh, yeah. the ladies love me....

i took mp for an adventure today. we went on campus to return books, paperwork, and timesheets. i like elevators quite a bit, but freshly polished floors are my favorite! afterwards, we went to 2nd st and walked the whole circuit. she was very proud of me since i didn't jump on people, try to get at the food people were eating on the restaurant patios, or bark at other puupies. we went into whiskers, the body shop, and the gap; i liked the banana shower gel, but mp said we did enough damage at bed & bath yesterday. (that is one hell of a sale!)

people love me-- especially women. and a couple of guys... but let's get back to the curvy, good-smelling people. mp found out you don't need match when you've got a haute dog at your side. as a reward, she got me a great new collar & we raided the gourmet cookie bar at petco. while we were there, a scandanavian woman fondled me; if mp gets around to calling her, she can return the favor.

The Hetero Date

m.p. went on a hetero date last night. yeah, i couldn't believe it, either. i'll pause for your reactions... and... stop. okay, then. here's what happened:

so, the boy in question is an interesting mix. in a rare turn, when "artist" does not mean "unemployed," he is a photographer/constructon worker. carpenter's union card in one hand, bfa in the other. it works. it works particularly well for mp, because she tends to like people who are really good at something. it doesn't matter what it is, as long as they are passionate about it. he's very comfortable with himself, in every way, and mp (swear on my kong) has actually spoken to him on the phone for extended lengths of time without wanting to chew her arm off. no, really-- it's true!

they went to very cool little tapas bar, and he wasn't terribly offended when mp said, "wow our waitress is really cute." although... he did ask later if he would have to wonder if mp would be checking out women whenever they went out. mp promptly told him that she would be, and he laughed and said, "well, now i don't have to wonder." always a good sign.

he waited a whopping 7 hours after they said good bye to ask mp out again.

then again, this was his view for the evening:

eh, don't be too impressed, the top had a lot more room once the bra came off.

A New Technique

i've convinced mp to try a new way of picking up girls.
tomorrow, she's gonnaa take a bucket of kfc and hang out in front of lane giant, uh, bryant.

i'll let you know how it goes.

Pimptress Wants to Know...

what sammy looks like.


she also wants to let me watch--
she just doesn't know it yet.
don't worry, baby, i'm far less pervy than mp.

"And in the end, the love you take Is equal to the love you make." - Paul McCartney

Whaaaa

it's not often that hockey makes me laugh out loud,
but in the ducks game against the lightning, dustin penner (#17)
made me laugh so hard my wiskers got spit on them.

marc denis lost his stick in the second period, and penner scored on him.
denis went and cried like a little bitch to the officials...
and, from the bench, penner yelled out, "Whaaaa."

seriously, if i can get mp to find it on youtube, i'll try to post it--
you have to see it to really get it. penner's road to the nhl
is actually really interesting. google him.

So Close... and So Unmotivated

A High Puppy is a Nice Puppy

sleeping all the time and ignoring duties? tongue hanging out like a shirt tag?


glassy eyes? inability to concentrate?


does your puppy have a drug problem?

i went back for my last check up on friday. they needed some x-rays of my leg to make sure everything was healed, so i got a little doggy sedation. oh, yes. i wanna be sedated. the x-rays looked good, my leg is healed (even though i still use three most of the time), but-- even better-- i was a lit puppy all afternoon.

my surgeon was dr. peter sebestyen from veterinary surgical specialists in tustin. if you tear, break, or thrash something that needs surgery i highly recommend them. i only bit a couple of people. well, okay, one person (twice), ut they were understanding about my high-maintenance disposition. you don't get this beautiful and then just let anyone touch you, you know! mp was happy because someone was with me 24hrs while i was there, and someone was available anytime by phone if she needed to check up on me at, oh 3am. yeah, she's like that.

the prices were about the same as the other places we called, but that isn't really a huge factor, because mp was not gonna be a cheap bastard when i comes to my health. of course, she's too broke to date much now, so she better meet some people who are used to paper napkins in their fine dining experiences. i'm worth it.

if you want to check out veterinary surgical specialists, go to: www.vssoc.com/index-2.html

there's also pictures of the pretty surgeons and stuff.

speaking of pretty! i have copies of my x-rays that i'll post sometime soon. i'm way too hot to keep those babies quiet.

ugh. speaking of babies. it looks like i'll be getting a little brother next week. he better step in line pretty quick and learn the rules: my house, my person, my rules. we'll see how quickly i train him.