That's My Girl

trampy mctramperson, in her quest to hook-up with every girl rated 6 or higher, has mono! that should give her co-workers months of material. my favorite moment was when the doctor told her that her spleen was enlarged, so she has to "avoid all contact sports for at least an additional month-- that includes 'boom-boom.'"

It's Not Just MP

as it turns out, i'm smarter that most people.
for example, i didn't vote for bush-- not even the first time. (see how mp met the chickapea.)
i lick my ass every chance i get, because the real golden rule is "do unto yourself as you would have others do unto you."
i have never ridden in, let alone purchased, a kia.
i know that rubin "hurricane" carter is a monster, not a hero.
i understand that if you don't vote, you can't bitch.
and i don't stand at the edge of a fucking tiger enclosure and taunt the animals.