Commit or Get Off La Peruana

everyone loves our little chickapea. our realtors adored her. mp's former flings think she's "the one to keep [mp] in line." our electrician says she's a total doll and a giant step up for my person...

everyone loves the LÍmabean.

she loves mp but doesn't need her.
she wants mp but doesn't push her.
she's financially independent but lets mp treat her like a princess from time to time.
she's willing to help us pick colors for our new place, even when mp gets indecisive.
she gives more than she'll ever take.
she loves me even though i smell like fritos and french her every chance i get.
she doesn't get embarrassed when mp dances in public.
she doesn't pull away when mp holds her on the beach.

everyone loves the LÍmabean.

i'm just afraid she'll need more before mp is ready to give it.

Mock Not!

two dmb concerts ago, i wrote about how awesome john mayer was on the guitar during the show. firegirl mocked us, so we found this clip from that night.

Still Beautiful

Luck is in the Eye... of the...

MP: a bird just peed on my face

SUPERMAN: the portuguese consider that good luck

MP: well... i guess i'm lucky it didn't poop on me

most people would be a little embarrassed at being peed on. my person made up the "bird pee keeps falling on my head" song and dance routine. she is so freaking embarrassing.

It's Cold

wanna snuggle? i smell like fritos.