your keen leadership and financial acuity have resolved the...
oh, wait. right. well, thanks for saving me that $35 in car registration. that's totally worth the more than $4 billion dollars debt we accrued because of it.
guess whose person is unemployed in 6 weeks? mandatory vacation... and... unemployment benefits. guess the state is paying one way or another. wouldn't it be cool if they were paying us to actually work?
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Sunday Morning
woke up. licked ass. kissed mp. drank water. dripped drool/water combo on mp's face. went outside. peed. used tongue as hygiene appliance. kissed mp again. thought about brushing teeth. ate kibble instead. left crumbs and drool on mp's sheets. thanked mp for the kibble with a healthy burp in the face. ducked. ran. got texted compliment from the pea's cousin. realized i'm far too good looking for my owner. guilted mp into rubbing my belly. took nap. 
it's a rigorous schedule, but i'm up to the challenge.
it's a rigorous schedule, but i'm up to the challenge.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
The Pimptress and the Pea
pimptress likes our chickapea. we kinda figured she would... everyone does.
that just makes us feel even more guilty.
that just makes us feel even more guilty.
The Bedroom
is starting to look like a bedroom.
we've gone from this...
to light coffee walls, refinished wood floors, new crown and base molding, and (ahem) our very first bed.
that's right. mp and i now have our own bed.
it's still in progress, but... it's getting awesome. our bedding is on order and should be ready for breaking in soon.
in the meantime, the pea better get used to this view.
we've gone from this...
to light coffee walls, refinished wood floors, new crown and base molding, and (ahem) our very first bed.
that's right. mp and i now have our own bed.
it's still in progress, but... it's getting awesome. our bedding is on order and should be ready for breaking in soon.
in the meantime, the pea better get used to this view.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Girl Meets Hammer
$400-700 to remove kitchen cabinets?
how about a lesbian, a hammer, and a $15 pry bar.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Monday, May 04, 2009
Sunday, May 03, 2009
The Boys Are Coming Home...
tied at 1-1.
let's go ducks!
"barbaric"? have the versus commentators watched much hockey?
elbow down. stick down. feet on the ice. that's a clean hit. the most that can be argued is that brown hit hudler a bit late, but even that is marginal. hudler cut his own face on his shield, and it was nowhere near the point of contact with brown.
now, the hit kronwall put on ryan carter... that's a dirty hit. but, i think the boys are used to sitting in the box after dives and playing hard without focusing on the non-calls. sometimes reputation matters more than what happens on the ice.
let's go ducks!
"barbaric"? have the versus commentators watched much hockey?
elbow down. stick down. feet on the ice. that's a clean hit. the most that can be argued is that brown hit hudler a bit late, but even that is marginal. hudler cut his own face on his shield, and it was nowhere near the point of contact with brown.
now, the hit kronwall put on ryan carter... that's a dirty hit. but, i think the boys are used to sitting in the box after dives and playing hard without focusing on the non-calls. sometimes reputation matters more than what happens on the ice.
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