This Is What Love Is

knowing that del martin died a married woman makes me sit a little straighter, a little prouder.

2012

there will be some huge changes for the 2012 olympics.

thanks to angel matos, taekwondo-- already on the verge of being eliminated from the games-- will be history.



on the other hand, he has a strong shot at medalling if world-class douche becomes a category.

12 Proof Outlaw

it started innocently enough. i went for a walk with mp and met some of our potential neighbors. there are some very hot girls in the lbc, and there are some very friendly pups. seriously though, you should at least ask before you stick your nose in someone's crotch. that goes for the dogs, too.

we met a nice lady. i'll call her gladys, because i can't remember her real name, but she wore these cool 50's style glittery glasses and laughed like a truck stop waitress-- all snort and fluttering breast. gladys is a licensed electrician and general contractor that found her true love after getting her degree in architecture at usc. she's a good girl to know. she also likes an occasional brew on her front porch after work.

this, of course, is where i come in.

while mp was talking to gladys, i roamed around the porch, being sure to make sure mp was firmly attached to her leash. if i let that one run loose, she tends to jump on people and slobber all over them, so i keep her in line.

i moseyed over to this interesting bench that gladys had designed. inside the lid, there were blankets and cushions for her porch swing... and beer. beer that were kept cold by the refrigeration system gladys had built into the bench. it was like puppy nirvana, and what better way is there to show love but to climb in and get down with the blankets and beer?

it took me a while to figure out that the metal containers can be bitten open, but i didn't want to interrupt mp and her new playmate....

when they found me, i was soaked and a little tipsy, but let me tell you: that is the best porch in all of long beach. i highly recommend everyone give it a visit.

Best Blog-- Ever

squirrels getting down and nutty.

DMB Day

it's dave matthews day, but we're sad.



goodbye, leroi.

Wild Donkeys Await

Putting the Blah-g Out

mp has too much going on for any worthwhile adventures. well, except for the naked water polo tournament, but that's something that would need to be documented with a wide-angle lens, and i don't have one of those.

fire girl wants the world to know that she's not "illurterate" (she is), and that she doesn't shower when the guys do (she does). so. now you know. she also wants to sell a 2006 mini cooper s. i told her that that kind of information belongs on a different site, but she insists that since mp and i have both rolled around in it, the car is a creepy collector's item.

i suggested she get the interior detailed and downplay that connection.

Dear Mr Cash

please stop buying our houses.

some of us have to finance.

don't be a douche.

thank you.