Mornings

4:00am: wake up; french mp; realize i now have all the blankets; lounge
5:00am: pretend to go outside to please mp
5:15am: kiss my person goodbye
5:18am: kiss my person goodbye after she comes back for her bag
5:20am: kiss my person (and her phone) goodbye for real
5:21am: take nap number 1

9:00am: curse at nana when she makes me go outside
9:02am: pee
9:05am: create sculpture
9:08am: chastize neighbors for sleeping in
9:09am: duck
9:10am: tell neighbors they missed

9:11am: run; bark like hell
9:56am: try to remember what i'm barking about
10:30am: mail truck arrives; paroxisms of fury begin
11:15am: mail truck leaves
11:16am: take nap number 2

Every Day is Our Birthday!

PEA: you realize that if you put that picture back up, you're never putting my face on there.
MP: totally okay with that.
PEA: ....
MP: i mean... uh...
PEA: that's exactly what you mean.



that slinky, snug wrap dress pops open like the world's best present when mp tugs the string.

i just beg them to pop in a dvd and put a blanket on the couch for me whenever that damn thing comes out of the closet.

Customer Service

the pea is a corporate trainer for brandX, and convinced mp to switch to that brand when she bought her last all-in-one. the transition has not been seamless.

MP: stupid brandX
PEA: aw. if i come over, i can fix it for you....
MP: no. i only switched from hp because you said so!
PEA: aw. brandX is the best on the market.
MP: brandX can blow me
PEA: uh, they kind of already are