when mp woke up this morning, she was excited to see that the morning news had been replaced by willy wonka. then, just as we began to sing, she looked closer. that was no oompa loompa! that was dallas raines. the guy is orange-- no need to exaggerate, ted turnerized, technicolored, orange-- and perpetually hunkers down like he's straining in the bush. it's a little scary.
