Sunday, April 29, 2007

Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho

PIMPTRESS: you whore.
MP: how am i a whore?
PIMPTRESS: i don't know, but you are.
MP: oh. ok. wait... what?
PIMPTRESS: you only go so far-- but you do it with everyone! that makes you a whore.
MP: i think i prefer to be a ho. after all, i don't put out. well...
PIMPTRESS: that's true. because you're not the same as the whore.
MP: she's not the whore, she's a whore.
PIMPTRESS: good point. the whore indicates some kind of status.
MP: exactly.
PIMPTRESS: you're still a ho.
MP: i know.