leading off, with a few quirky moments and hours of phone time: missa missa chickapea
batting second, with a .750 average and a killer sense of humor: geographically undesirable girl
third at the plate, still in her rookie season: mocha latina
and batting clean-up, with potential for a home run: the cinnamon girl
mp reserves the right to substitute but will never acknowledge the designated hitter rule, because that's just bullshit (and needy). there's something about mp that people like when she's feeling good in her own skin. i think she forgot that for a while.