Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Poor Chickapea

mp always has the same suggestion for the pea...

CHICKAPEA: argh! i got lost again, then i got a speeding ticket in manhattan.
MP: you should have shown him your boobs.

CHICKAPEA: i broke a heel onstage in front of the entire class.
MP: they wouldn't have even noticed if you'd shown them your boobs.

CHCIKAPEA: my class says i should write a book called "the misadventures of being me."
MP: it can be a pop-up book; just show 'em your....