Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Peas Forgive Me

a frozen pea, blown through a large straw, can attain a high rate of speed.
they sting, can leave welts, create a mess, and cost $1.89 for 2,000 rounds.
i apologize to kroger stores, the man wearing shorts without underwear,
and the mother of the 3 year old with the new hobby.

in my own defense, the produce guy started it.