i learned a few things last night.
first, just because mp calls someone 'my baby chicken,' that does not make them food. i don't get this rule. chicken has always been tasty goodness, but when i bit this chicken, i got sent to my crate.
second, you shouldn't lick your chops every time two people kiss. trying to get your muzzle on up in there is frowned upon too. who knew? i thought it was a group activity.
third, scarves in the bedroom are not for tug-o-war. well, mp says that isn't always true, but she'll tell me when i'm older.
