the mocha latina would like the truth to be known:
MLATINA: you know the real reason you support firefighters.
MP: they make rubber clothes look good?
MLATINA: uh...
MP: suspenders are hot?
MLATINA: closer. think: scrambled eggs, flambe.
MP: i have no idea what you are talking about.
MLATINA: no. of course not! not you, you culinary genius.
MP: it happened once.
MLATINA: you only cooked here once.
MP: you like my cappuccinos...
MLATINA: again, not with a flame on top.
MP: well, you shouldn't have put your hands there at a critical moment.
MLATINA: uh. the critical moment was when i grabbed the fire extinguisher.
the real reason you support firefighters is because you fall into the most-
likely-to-need-them category.
MP: you looked really hot in your nightie, spraying fire retardant foam...
MLATINA: stop changing the subject... and we'll talk about that when you
finish your thing with (the chickapea).
MP: i'm not sure it's gonna finish any time soon.
MLATINA: oh, yeah? why don't you cook for her?
