MP: sorry i fell asleep on you last night.
CHICKAPEA: actually, it was so cute! you kept waking up and blowing me kisses, and caressing me... then fall asleep....
MP: that was cute?
CHICKAPEA: it really was. then you'd fall asleep and wake up and kiss me... it was like you really wanted to be with me-- you just couldn't stay awake. it was charming.
MP: huh. so, basically, i slipped into a mono-induced coma, came out long enough to paw you, and then passed out again. what was charming about that?
CHICKAPEA: well, at least i was still willing to sleep with you before your version.
