Sunday, March 23, 2008

I'll Cho You



we took the pea to see margaret cho at the orpheum last night. mp says it was the best routine's ever-- from anne coulter as cunta kinte to her tales of the vagina.

me, i was still thinking about the moment when mp and the pea sat down.... a woman in the group behind them took off her sweater, leaving her in a tank (no bra); the extra-gay man behind mp said, "nice tits, loraine." mp's head jerked around like a voodoo doll in the hands of an angry ex. a different woman in the group said (completely serious), "oh, is your name loraine, too?" and the pea just sighed and replied, "no... no... she just heard "nice tits."

yep. that's my girl.