mp has learned that $1.67 can buy happiness.
well, it buys 14 donut holes at winchell's...
which, at 4pm, can induce a sense of attentiveness in seven 10 year old boys...
which makes them more likely to stay on task...
which allows mp to get through her session quickly.
which earns the boys 2 donut holes each...
which signals the end of the session...
which means mp gets to go home...
which leaves the parents with the resulting sugar rush.
$1.67 can, indeed, buy true happiness.
