mp was poking around some old clothes and found a robe that was bought about 3 years ago but was never worn. damn thing still had the tags on it. unfortunately, it was a size s/m. unless s/m means the robe liked to be smacked around a little and have the belt knotted extra tight, mp knew it would never fit. i, being a wise puppy, suggested she see if it was at least close....
it fits! in fact, if it was any bigger, there wouldn't be anywhere to put the extra wrap. of course, mp is now wearing the robe around the house, wondering where all the servants and her smoking jacket went. clearly the butler stole it; butlers are known for that kind of thing. that's right, she got all hugh hefner on me.
except the robe is yellow, and she looks like big bird.
