Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Two-Timing Gap

every time i get email from the gap or new york & company, i feel my whiskers twitch in anticipation of savings. lately, however, my emails from the gap have left me feeling empty and feeling used. it turns out that they've been emailing my friends, too. the emails that say "just for you," the ones that make me feel special in my furry place... those are being sent to others.

the special relationship i thought we had has been violated as gap has been spreading their coupons to anyone who would open their wallets. damn, you, gap! when you said it was just for me, i thought your emailing-heart was true.

i don't know that i will ever feel the same about gap. the emails now just remind me that they come from a retail tramp.