is my writing so disjointed lately?
since a couple of you have asked, i thought i'd answer here.
i don't have opposable thumbs, you fuckers!
why you gotta make a d.o.g. feel bad?
eh, i'm also pretty busy keeping mp in line, but i'm sure things will be back to "normal" soon. in the meantime, grab a fat tire and watch some hockey-- it'll make you feel better.
oh, yeah. the latina barrista mp picked up on before she and tits mcgee went to see pan's labyrinth finally called. not true. she finally left a message; in actuality, she called about 6 times and hung up. i doubt mp takes her out, since she has already violated the two call rule (you can call and hang up with no message once; after that, either talk or stop fucking dialing). i, however, may take her to costco for a hotdog and hump her leg.
what? homegirl was fine, with a capital dd.
