Gay Guy Advice #1

the salesman at the body shop was very enthusiastic about one of their products. as he gestured with it, slapped it into his hand, and swung it back and forth lightly, he said, "oh, my gosh! this is like the most relaxing thing ever. i swear, i've never felt anything so good."



i wonder if the name describes the massager... or what that guy was massaging with it...