the pea is a corporate trainer for brandX, and convinced mp to switch to that brand when she bought her last all-in-one. the transition has not been seamless.
MP: stupid brandX
PEA: aw. if i come over, i can fix it for you....
MP: no. i only switched from hp because you said so!
PEA: aw. brandX is the best on the market.
MP: brandX can blow me
PEA: uh, they kind of already are
