as it turns out, i'm smarter that most people.
for example, i didn't vote for bush-- not even the first time. (see how mp met the chickapea.)
i lick my ass every chance i get, because the real golden rule is "do unto yourself as you would have others do unto you."
i have never ridden in, let alone purchased, a kia.
i know that rubin "hurricane" carter is a monster, not a hero.
i understand that if you don't vote, you can't bitch.
and i don't stand at the edge of a fucking tiger enclosure and taunt the animals.
