Awkward Voicemail (Part 1)

"Hello, I'm _____'s mom. She told me she's going out with you Saturday night. Can you please make sure she's at my house, ready for church by 930am, Sunday? I feel it's especially important for her to make mass after this experience."

Wow.

Something, Something, and Sinker

She walked over to MP and said, "Less than two percent of the world's population has green eyes. I'd like to take you home and study you."

If there's a way to reverse that so MP has a new line, it'll happen.

Since Nobody Else Is Saying It...

Seriously? I don't know if this is a logo or a warning... but I'm totally not drinking any white liquid from that.

Indie Jonesin'

MP is really missing Indie 103.1. Maybe Jonesy's Jukebox works on KROQ, but we doubt it. Either way, Sunday nights will be a lot more _____________

See what we mean?

Blow Out the Fire

A few people have asked what I want for my birthday. It's simple (and cheap): If you are LGBT, tell your story for the It Gets Better Project. I remember what it felt like growing up, and sometimes I don't know how I kept breathing through it. Then I see some of you on my friends page, and I realize it's because I had you there to love me. So share that love-- because I'm here celebrating my 35th birthday thanks to people who were there to hold my hand and tell me "it gets better."