those in the know are aware of "the amazing (mp) date survey." bascally, mp has made light of her voracious dating schedule by sending out a post-date survey to "the potentials." it breaks the ice, lets them know again that there is nothing exclusive, gives mp some genuine feedback, and provides her friends with funny-ass material to read...and, of course, torture mp with afterwards.
The (MP) Take Home Date Improvement Resources Company Presents…
In Conjunction with Babbling Idiot Enterprises…
Rate Your Date with (MP)
This form is intended to be filled-out only upon termination of any/all dating potential with (MP). If you feel you may wish to continue seeing the subject of this survey, please hold onto your comments until such thoughts have passed. As compensation, you will be awarded a smile and (MP's) legal first name. This is a prize. If you remain friends with (MP) post-dating, you have a way to torture her in public.
1. On my date with (MP), I felt:
A. Awkward
B. Comfortable
C. Like I was babysitting
D. Happy
E. Like chewing my arm off
2. (MP) was dressed:
A. Better than a hobo
B. Like she should take style tips from the hobo
C. Okay
D. Appropriately
E. I tried not to notice
3. I felt interested in (MP):
A. From the beginning
B. As a possible candidate for ADD medication
C. Leaving
D. No
E. Yes
4. (MP) let me know where she stood with me:
A. Clearly and consistently
B. So I wouldn’t trip over her
C. By beating her chest and dragging me by my hair
D. About as well as a 2 year old
E. Didn’t come up
5. I would recommend (MP) a friend:
A. Yes
B. With a disclaimer
C. If I found out they had done me wrong
6. Please share a few things you enjoyed about (MP)/or your date:
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7. Please share a few areas (MP) can improve in:
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___________________...yeah, you can stop writing now.
8. Quirky stuff like this is:
A. Part of (MP's) charm
B. A reason (MP) should go into therapy
C. A good reason to go out again
D. Anecdote material relating to why I don’t date anymore
E. Just plain weird
Thank you for your input.
Please email your survey to (MP).com
Upon receipt of your answers, you will be compensated.
some highlights from different dates:
6. Please share a few things you enjoyed about (MP) and/or your date:
She never uttered the following phrases “Oh My God!”, “Totally”, or “Can you even believe it?”. I thought it was cute when she tried to pimp me out to pay for dinner. Was she over the limit on her card or just trying to get rid of me?
6. Please share a few things you enjoyed about (MP) and/or your date:
She was a very nice girl. Cute hair! Enjoyed the pre-date phone conversation more.
7. Please share a few areas (MP) can improve in:
Awkward, "I'm going to leave now kthnxbye" and never calling again.
7. Please share a few areas (MP) can improve in:
Your trust issues, your issues with the country music community. Your issues with dating those outside your norm. Mormons and younger women arent all that bad.
6. Please share a few things you enjoyed about (MP) and/or your date:
"I like boobs!!!" Good to know. If I wasn't trying to sleep with you, this would have been a bad moment.
6. Please share a few things you enjoyed about (MP) and/or your date:
I love the way you kiss. Could you please not flirt with the waitress next time?
