the ducks have a home-and-home this weekend. they really, really need to win, or some poor lady at stark waxing is going to have to pull all the hair off mp's ass... uh, again. on the other hand, if the ducks pick up 4 points, babydick is getting his sack waxed. either way, someone at stark is getting a giggle.
why can't she have normal friends?
