last saturday night taught mp a few things.
#1- a lot of people don't mind sharing meals if you ask them. she got into the habit of doing this with ike turner after they agreed that the average dinner out was enough food for 3 people. mp hesitated to ask dates to do this, but has found that a lot of people (once you have been out a few times) are open to this. especially if they're paying.
#2- when there is food that tempts you on the table, you can point at a man and say, "eat this before my ass gets bigger just by looking at it." they totally will; doesn't matter what it is. women... not so much. but men are great for that kind of thing. of course, women look a lot better sitting across the table. it's a conundrum.
#3- mp is officially cute enough to make friends with a group of marines waiting in line for the improv. they didn't even look twice at her ass... except when they start asking, "so... are you serious about the date you brought? wanna sit with us?" when the date came back, things got a little awkward. especially since the ripped, 5'8, 200# one was encouraging her to feel his chest/back/arms. but, really, when someone works that hard on themselves, shouldn't we all give them a pat on the... anyway, the mildly offended date was mollified when the boys sprung for a few shots; i guess it doesn't take much.
next time, maybe mp can be traded for chocolates and some pantyhose.
#4- i like breasts. i'm just sayin'.
#5- mp has lost about half of herself. that is incredible-- and we have decided against putting up posters offering a reward for the other half. we'll just let it go at this point. now if she could just get the top half and the bottom half to kind of coordinate. maybe it will happen in the next 40 pounds or so. unfortunately, by then, mp may have the chest of a 10 year old boy....
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