i told you about the shameful things i did when i was a young pup.
i think it was my first or second post on here.
today, i received news that the person who took those terrible pictures is selling them to the daily papaz; i have to air my laundry here first.
these are the photos of a young, naive dog who needed the money. i really thought they were "art" photos. i never dreamed it would come to this.
my person says she still loves me. she understands. i can't believe i almost took my collar off. i am so ashamed. i wish the paparazzi would just leave me alone! it's so hard so be a rich, sexy dog these days. why can't they go rent one night in paris and leave me be!
