They Got You, Too!?

A few years ago, I tore my cruciate ligament. MP loved me so much that she paid for me to have a TPLO surgery at the best place around. I looked like this:

When MP came home from the orthopedic surgeon last Monday, I couldn't believe my eyes. They got her, too!


The swelling has gone down quite a bit, so her cast is more like a giant sock right now. But watch out for those aliens-- they're stealing legs and replacing them with pink fiberglass.

Oh, iTunes, You're an Expensive Mistress

But, seriously, American Express must love you as much as we do.

Sweet, Lovely, and Amazing

it's one of our favorites.

The Essential Question

Where's My Tool Belt?

the great kitchen remodel gets under way friday. i'm pretty excited because mp promised to give me a whole shelf for my kibble and cookies. we're going for a pull-out pantry, and some sweet corner cabinets with pull-out drawers and built-in lazy susans. even better? mp is paying for it, so i don't have to bust out the fishnets like i did when we had crown moulding installed.

"Life Goes Easy On Me..."

Most of the Time.

My Boyfriend is Ever So Dreamy

his name? it's george. george glass!

3 Years, 3 Weeks, and 3 Days Later

MP: So. I was thinking... maybe you could leave more than a toothbrush here... if you want.

PEA: You mean something fancy? Hairbrush and deodorant, too?

MP: Maybe even panties and a shirt. No pants, though. That's moving too fast.

Please, Oh Please...

Let this replace American Idol.

Fuck You, Mice!

i will have you. i will eat you!

every night, when mp goes to bed, i keep watch to ensure you stay hidden, sucking the poison that will eradicate your very souls! okay, i'm a dramatic puppy. it's the chihuahua in me. but seriously: suck it, mice. by the time mp gets up, i'm so tired that all i can do is walk over to her, kiss her hello, and then flop onto my bed-- snoring.

mp says it's the price we pay for living between wetlands, the ocean, and a bay... but i still want you dead.

HaHaHaHaHaHa

the pea says we should feel bad for boyle. i say, "suck it, sharks!"

Secrets and Thighs

No matter what a girls says she'll do to you in exchange, watching New Moon is not worth it. It'll make anything done after feel dirty and meaningless because you sacrificed your soul and 120 minutes of your life to get it. And what the hell are you doing with the kind of girl that wants to see it, anyway? Oh. She's really hot? Well, just make sure the shutters are closed so the neighbors don't judge you.

Love

every morning, when i wake up, i give mp a kiss. she may say, "oh, puppy, that's way too much tongue" and "aaah! puppy slobber in my eye!" but i know she really likes it.

every single day, when mp gets home, she pays attention to me first. it doesn't matter what she's carrying, if she has company, if she has to pee really bad... every time we see each other after we've been apart, she loves on me and tells me i'm the most wonderful puppy in the world (obviously, this is because i am).

at night, when it's time for bed, mp calls me to our room. if i'm too tired to get off the couch and crawl under the covers with her, she picks me up gently and carries me.

we love each other.

June

Everybody Makes Mistakes

i've been having some tummy issues... i eated lots of grass and pooped a few sculptures before nana went out... but...

mp found it when she came to pick me up after work. i was so embarrassed that i couldn't look her in the face. oh, the indignity. the sheer horror of having to admit the smelly things came from me. but mp said, "it's okay, puppy. everybody makes mistakes." a few handfuls of toilet paper, several flushes, and a bit of air fresheners later, and the evidence was gone. and then, she cuddled me in her lap and explained that she knows i'm a good girl that would never do something bad if there was any way around it. then, she showed me this:



ironically, she heard about this video on kevin & bean the morning of my terrible accident.
everybody makes mistakes, indeed.

Slower, Sweeter, and Dirtier

What no Kiss?!

US hockey has had it's way with Kips 4 times in 10 minutes. I hope we at least have the manners to call him in the morning and thank him for a good time.

Say Fleas!

mp asked me what i was dreaming about to make me smile like that. i told her i was thinking about our last trip to the park...
but i was really thinking about the lab down the street.

It's Time, It's Time, It's Time!

US v Canada starts in 3 minutes! and to get you in the mood... SHRIMP FRIED RICE!

My Super Power

i can sleep anywhere.