Replay

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... from Jack Black

Phal-lacies

can you spot the freudian slips?

the local starbucks is a virtual buffet of phallic imagery (with the occasional vajayjay thrown in).

Now I Get It!

Commit or Get Off La Peruana

everyone loves our little chickapea. our realtors adored her. mp's former flings think she's "the one to keep [mp] in line." our electrician says she's a total doll and a giant step up for my person...

everyone loves the LÍmabean.

she loves mp but doesn't need her.
she wants mp but doesn't push her.
she's financially independent but lets mp treat her like a princess from time to time.
she's willing to help us pick colors for our new place, even when mp gets indecisive.
she gives more than she'll ever take.
she loves me even though i smell like fritos and french her every chance i get.
she doesn't get embarrassed when mp dances in public.
she doesn't pull away when mp holds her on the beach.

everyone loves the LÍmabean.

i'm just afraid she'll need more before mp is ready to give it.

Mock Not!

two dmb concerts ago, i wrote about how awesome john mayer was on the guitar during the show. firegirl mocked us, so we found this clip from that night.

Still Beautiful

Luck is in the Eye... of the...

MP: a bird just peed on my face

SUPERMAN: the portuguese consider that good luck

MP: well... i guess i'm lucky it didn't poop on me

most people would be a little embarrassed at being peed on. my person made up the "bird pee keeps falling on my head" song and dance routine. she is so freaking embarrassing.

It's Cold

wanna snuggle? i smell like fritos.

Hypocrite Warren

i'm not always the smartest doggy in the pack, but i'm not sure how to interpret these two clips of rick warren without wondering if he's going to go to the back of the wagon and sell snake oil at the inauguration.



okay... so "god hard wired us" and we shouldn't go against it. got it.



wait... what the fuck?

'Lettinme Be Mice Elf Agin

Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

another awesome year is almost... on its way!

this last one has been great for me and my person. (well, except for having mono for most of it.) we bought a place, advanced the career, move still higher on the educational ladder, made some sweet friend (and some dirty love), grew as people (and puppy), and realized that it doesn't get any better than this.

for the last couple of years, we have not only been gloriously happy at moments, we have been serene and content at every moment. few people ever get to say that... we get to live it together.

It's 3am; Do You Know Where Your Person Is?

mine is out carousing. paperwork is in; projects are in. for the first time in about a year, she has nothing (okay, almost nothing) to do. except the neighbor, apparently... but that's a tale for a different time.

as soon as she finishes changing and heads to the gym, i'm going to bed. my gray whiskers are too old for this all-nighter stuff. frankly, my person is, too. tomorrow we're going to start painting our new home and pick out a christmas gift for the pea. she's let mp drool up her bed for almost two years, so i'm thinking it better be something good.

Best Guy Pt 2

fire girl wants an official note on the record, amending the last post:

"yeah, except for that gay thing."

Still the Greatest Guy in the World

for no reason whatsoever, mp looked at sacwg's portfolio tonight. she was cleaning out her bookmarks and flipped through his photos, remembering little things about their time together.

20 minutes later, he contacted her... after a year or so of not talking. they cleared some things up and realized that each was exactly what the other needed at the time. sacwg really is one of the greatest men on the planet. he's big, and gentle, and mild, and strong, and creative, and spontaneous... and a total fit for my person in many ways. mp didn't mean to hurt his feelings; she's just going through her free spirit phase...

and he loved both of us.

we love him, too. and that's why we're rooting for him for be the best, happiest sacwg he can be.

Who Knew?

my nana loves my new place and says mp made a very good investment for our future. now she wants us to buy another one down the street so she can live at the beach, too.

Scared Now, Are We?

after prop 8 was passed, there were snide comments about the fact that opponents tried to win the black (and latino) votes by linking gay rights to civil rights. the denouncement by minority groups was a slap in the face of people who have a history of standing tall for true equality-- regardless of color. civility wasn't due to us.

now, less than a month later, the fear that prop 8 is the screen that will allow other people's rights to be shaken and sifted through has set it. people of color are looking around, finally realizing that taking away one group's civil freedom simply sets a precedent for removing another.

thinking back on the last 200 years of american history-- and how it was jolted in the 60's and 70's-- one has to wonder how much longer people who want only the right to acknowledge their commitment to love and protect will remain peaceful and loving towards those who would see them dead.

Typos of Great Literary Significance #2

"It's always fun to do cartwheels and summer sluts outside."

Sammy the Shaman

...made toewes and kane disappear.

go ducks!

Typos of Great Literary Significance #1

"I love Harry Pooter."

Oh, Dave

we're embarrassed for you. there's a fine line between humor for the masses and homophobia.



naked insecurity is so 1997.

We Love You, Wanda Sykes

thank you for coming out as a strong, black, gay woman.