She Loves Me... She Loves Me Not...

Oh, no. She loves me. And it's mutual.

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When she asks why, I don't know what to tell her other than I don't have to own the sun to feel warm and improved by my time in it.

"“The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe”

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You are such an epic failure.

"The Waiting Drove Me Mad...

You're finally here and I'm a mess
I take your entrance back... can't let you roam inside my head
I don't want to take what you can give..."

No More Chasing Butterflies

Twice

My person has only said it twice...
I'm pretty sure we'll regret this one in time, just... because it cannot be.
But we know we feel it, and that may matter more than anything else.

"Do I Still Make You Crazy?"

Oh, god, yes.

And There's Not Much Else To Say

Enough, Already

Rain:
You suck.
You make everything smell like puppy.
It's time for you to stop.
Then again, MP says I get a b.a.t.h. when you stop.
I'm so conflicted.


Girls. Girl. The Girl:
Enough.
It's a bit like being hit in the chest with an anvil.
There's nothing we can do.
I'm not sure we would do anything if we could.
Maybe it's best we leave each other alone.
...and how painful is that?

"She Makes Me Feel Kinda Funny

Like when I used to climb the rope in gym class."

Okay, maybe not... But she makes MP feel a little giddy.

Oh, A Unicorn!

As a department, they decided not to give out "exceeds expectations." After all, how can you "exceed" doing your job?

Oh, yeah. That's right-- by being awesome.

Alrighty, Then

And this is how we know it's the end of the semester. In MP's morning class, there are three very smart, well-behaved women that sit in the front row. During a discussion of the assigned text, it got a little weird. When the talk turned to relationships and whether or not long-term partners are needed for companionship, someone suggested getting a dog.

Student one said, "You can't fuck your dog."
As the laughter slowed, the one next to her added: "Well..."
...then the third one looked at MP and said, "We aren't even in TJ."

Yeah. There's really nowhere to go from here. But that kind of thing is why her classes are always packed; you just never know what's going to happen. The group of veterans that have been filling her classes and following her from term to term are coming back for a last fun-filled English romp. Women in Lit this Spring should be... interesting.

To Charlie Brown Tree, or Not to Charlie Brown Tree

It's a tough call. The good news is the places in our area deliver.

The bad news is pine needles hurt a pup's tushie.

Damn You!

I'm so pissed at Porto's! Opening a bakery in Downey is like putting a crack shop on the corner.

Teach My Homo to Cook (Part 1)

Firegirl is an awesome cook. Really. She's chef quality (most firemen are), and she makes me little puppy-safe snacks. But she is not teaching MP to cook anymore-- at least not until we buy a new range. She said something about the discharge from the fire extinguisher being bad for the finish of her kickass Wolf range. MP said stainless wipes off easy...

Yeah, we had In-N-Out that night.

The Pea is also a good cook, but she specializes in salads (really amazing and different kinds), chicken, and vegetable-based dishes. Damn her and her healthy food!

Anyway, we need a new victim, uh... volunteer... to teach my homo to cook! We'll pay you in kisses (we're both pretty solid in that department) and the occasional new fire extinguisher. Who could pass up an offer like that?

How Was Thanksgiving?

A dog. A frozen turkey. A hardwood floor. Do the math.

Ahem

Fire Girl said to retract that last post. She said hot homo lovin' is icky and weird, and she only does it because it's part of her charity work.

Better? Good. We'll see you at 8.

Okay, I'm Going to Walk Away Now...

MP was talking to Tech Boy. After they started wandering to the parking lot together, Tech Boy and MP discussed women, life, marriage, sex, and sexiness. MP confessed that women come easy these days-- to the point that it's almost ridiculous. They text; they call; they seduce; they protect; they comfort; they cajole; they are passionate... and they are often out of my person's league. She doesn't always get it-- and occasionally, neither do I.

"...and you want to know why?" he asked her. "You want to know why women like you so much? I can tell you why. Whenever I see you, I think to myself, 'She's just stunning.' You just make me smile by walking in the room."

Insert awkward pause here.

Tech Boy: Uhmm. Okay, now you're blushing. And I'm blushing. Can we go back in time?

MP: One girl (Fire Girl) said she loves making love with me because it's like having a pet tiger.

Tech Boy: That's... That's perfect. That's the best I could explain it. And it would have saved the awkward thing.

Then Mossad came over and saved them by wrapping herself around MP.

And the cycle continues.

MP Wishes She Could Speak Bulgarian

The Finn came back from Helsinki to defend her PhD dissertation (successfully). While she was back, she came over from some coffee and to annoy the crap out of me. MP seems to like it, though... and I guess I have to give the girl a bone. Or let her get a bone. Or whatever. Anyway, they were watching the end of Survivor, and the Finn said that she couldn't understand American "reality" tv. After MP made jokes about speaking English, the Finn explained that in Europe, reality tv is filled with hot people doing... interesting things-- other than running through mud or talking trash. She showed us an example. And I didn't get to sleep at all that night.

MP says this clip is one of the hottest things she has ever seen-- and that it once again proves that porn is shit, but real sex with women is amazing. Click here for the link. I didn't embed because this is 100% NSFW. The audio is what makes this-- especially at the end. The chicks from the Germany BB weren't too bad, either, but that's a whole different post.